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^__^: Things I personally think would be helpful... →
aqueousescapist:
I will update this list as I think of new things.
She does swear. Not quite as much as the other kids, but she still does.
She can be very snarky. Not so much sarcastic, but she won’t hesitate to insult someone or something she thinks is stupid (using phrases like…
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sluntshaming:
Rose Lafunk, baddest bitch this side of Skaia. With her trusty ho Kanaya Mar-DAAAAAMN, they keep the streets safe and free of jive ass fools.
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Watchcandyandfriesyay:
THE HAPPIEST COUPLE
what am i doing
i should be studying
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Watchmr-radical:
spookyhouse:
summoningdark:
New clip of Flame Princess and Finn from SDCC.
oh my gosh this is the cutest thing ;; w ;;
sCREECHING
Remember him?
rottenseahorse:
Reblog and click on the picture.
holy shit you’re kidding me, right?
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Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez
ADORABLE THEN
FUCKING…STEAMING NOW
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askcr33pernepeta:
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:33 < stream pictures!
askcr33pernepeta:
((Meowricles. (also the last request picture I drew with a mouse)
Snowman.
Nepeta going after Meridan’s butt.
Karkat and Vriska fighting over a potato chip.
Vriska learns how to fly.
Sassy Gay Sollux with Horrified Kanaya and Aroused Eridan.
Thanks to those who came. I’ll be streaming again next Saturday! ))
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Tentacles - Spongebob Squarepants v.s. TribeTwelve
(Original Spongebob episode transcript - tinyurl.com/spongebobpickles)
Milo: Welcome to TribeTwelve. My name is Milo. May I take your video request?
Viewer: Hmmm...uhh...oh, I’ll have a... (Milo opens notepad document) ...no. (Milo closes notepad) Maybe... (opens notepad) ...no. (Milo closes notepad) Hmmm...I’ll have... (opens notepad) ...no. Or maybe...
Milo: Are you planning on requesting (today), sir?
Viewer: I’ll have a Nature Trail video. (Milo types down request)
Milo: How original.
Viewer: And with extra video effects.
Milo: Daring today, aren’t we? (takes request and sends it to Noah) One TribeTwelve video, extra video effects. (Noah takes notepad document and puts with the rest of the requests)
Noah: One TribeTwelve video comin’ up! First camera, then footage, followed by plot, Slender Man, tentacles, (extra) video effects, distortion, cursing, rendering, and upload, in that order. One TribeTwelve video! Up! (sends tweet)
Milo: Whatever. (another viewer comes up and tells Milo what he wants and Milo relays request to Noah) Twelve TribeTwelve videos on YouTube! (Noah logs into his account and videos begin to appear on his channel)
Noah: One dozen cryin’ kids on the internet! Up! (Milo takes the video urls)
Milo: Thanks, Chris Hansen. (at viewer) It’s been a thrill entertaining you.
Viewer #2: Can I get some extra cryptic messages?
Milo: We’re all out.
Viewer #2: Could you check?
Milo: No... (Observer walks up to request) Let me guess, Glasses, a brief twitter update?
Observer: I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. (Milo gives up typing all of that down)
Milo: We edit videos here, sir. (Noah shows Milo he's already gotten the request done)
Noah: I got it already, Milo. (gasps) Observer.
Observer: (pushes Milo away) Fuckpants. I hear talk you make a mean Slender Man video.
Noah: (staring at Observer) Yep. I hear talk you’re… kinda stalkery.
Observer: Yep.
Noah: Well, then here ya go! (Observer opens the video and sits down where he plays with the video quality until he decides to watch it) Well, Observer, whaddya think?
Observer: This is pretty good. Only one thing...you forgot the tentacles! (shows no tentacles in the video)
Noah: No!
Observer: The best there is? I don’t think so. You lose! (laughs)
Noah: (checks video for tentacles) But, the tentacles should be right where they always are. I know I edited them in! (Viewers are disappointed) Where are the tentacles? Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! (Observer walks up to Edward but also throws Milo out of the way)
Observer: I believe you owe me one subscription.
Edward: One subscription?!
Observer: Your guarantee. (points to the channel description where in tiny print it says ‘subscription -back guarantee')
Edward: Oh. That. Well, can’t we talk about this? (Observer unsubscribes from TribeTwelve)
Observer: No. (Edward resubscribes him)
Edward: How about we answer your Formspring questions? (Observer unsubscribes again)
Observer: Afraid not.
Edward: How’s about a free tweet? A dozen free tweets! I’ll even let you link an image in it! (Observer logs out of YouTube, unsubscribed from TribeTwelve) No! Come back! A subscription! A subscription, no! No! (walks over to Noah)
Noah: Edward, I know I put tentacles in that video.
Edward: (grabs Noah) That subscription is comin’ out of your account! (Noah tries to hang onto the floor)
Noah: Wait! Wait! Wait! (Edward throws Noah into the computer room)
Edward: Get back to work, we got video requests waitin’!
Milo: I need a Grandpa Karl video.
Noah: Ok, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let’s see. Camera on. Then plot, then Slender Man, then tentacles? No! That’s not right! (starts a new video project) Camera on. Slender Man, then plot, distortion, then the tentacles? No! (tries again) Slender Man on, camera stuff on d'oh, where’s the footage go? (tries again and uses the same video) tentacles, plot, wait! Think! Think! I’m losin’ it! (tries again) Camera on, MSPaint, Slender Man, Adobe Premiere, upload...no! (Edward comes in) Edward, I am so confused. I can’t remember how to do anything.
Edward: Why don’t you take the rest of the day off?
Noah: Oh, no, Edward. Who will make the TribeTwelve videos?
Edward: Oh, don’t worry about that. We’ve got Milo!
Milo: Huh? (Noah logs out of YouTube and goes to close the browser window)
Noah: Edward is right. I need to get my head straight. Now is it camera, footage, plot... (looks up and notices the “X” button is not there) The X! The X! Edward, the X button to close the browser is missing!! (Edward clicks on the X button a few inches away) Oh. (laughs) Sorry about that, Edward. This tentacles thing has got me all messed up. I better get on home and rest my brain. (walks out) Uhh, which way do I live? (Edward points in the direction of Victor Park) Of course. (laughs. Later, we see Noah in his house trying to type down the video making sequence) No, no! Was it camera, footage, upload... Let’s see, rendering, tentacles, upload? No. Camera? No. Upload? No. MSPaint? (throws laptop) I am so confused! Maybe a good night’s sleep will help me get my head on straight.
(at night)
Noah: Oh...was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then Noah? Or... (hits head with fist) D'oh...think, man! Oh yeah! It was mattress, (Noah), mattress, then sheets, pillow. (gets in between the two mattresses) Good-night, Rake.
Rake: (unintelligible grunt)
Noah: Aw, this isn’t right. (he slips out and stands upside-down on his bed) Good-night, Rake.
Rake: (unintelligible grunt)
Noah: Wait, this isn’t right either. (Noah lays down on his back) Nope. (Noah is behind his door) Nuh-uh. (tries sleeping with a mattress on his head) Negative. (tries sleeping on the ground next to his mattresses) C'mon, c'mon! Get it right. (tries behind his Sandeman Poster) Wrong. (keeps doing the wrong things as the clock fast-forwards to morning where the mysterious device goes off. Noah is under everything on the floor) Aww, I almost had it! Mysterious device. D'oh, how do I turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think!
Rake: (unintelligible grunt)
Noah: Rake! (picks up the Rake and throws him at the mysterious device where it is still going off.)
(at YouTube)
Milo: (there is black smoke coming from computer room. Milo clears the smoke off with a fire extinguisher) Videos are done. (Edward notices low quality, ruined videos and gets irritated)
Viewer #3: Hey, he ruined my TribeTwelve video!
Viewer #4: He ruined my suspension of disbelief!
Viewer #5: He ruined my immersion! (everyone leaves YouTube)
Edward: No! Come back! No! Arrgh... I gotta get Noah back! (Edward is at Noah's house when he notices an Adobe Creative Suite CS3 Master Collection disk nailed to the door. He opens the door and walks in) Noah? (the house is a total disaster as everything is misplaced and things are everywhere and opposite) Noah!
Noah: Edward, hello. Do you how do?
Edward: Why you talkin’ funny, man? (takes a bloody rag off Noah's head)
Noah: I anything can’t do right since because tentacles.
Edward: Nonsense, you'll be back makin' videos like your old self in no time!
Noah: I think don't ready back to go to videos making, Edward. (walks off)
Edward: But you’re fine, dude! (Noah walks right through the sliding glass door) Ohh...uhh, well...maybe not. (walks into the back yard where Noah is stabbing a bush with a fork) All we need to do is get your groove back. So, you can get me more subscribers! I-I-I mean, videos. (chuckles)
Noah: I how do that?
Edward: It’s like filming an artsy documentary. You can never look bad! (notices a copy of “The Blair Witch Project” in a boiling pot of water on the stove) Uhh...I’m gonna help ya! (shows both of them sitting on the ground in Noah's living room) If you learn to make a TribeTwelve video again, your life will be back in order. (takes out a laptop with all the video components on it)
Noah: Edward, I don’t know if I...
Edward: Take your time. (Noah thinks of the video making sequence. It soon turns to night then day again. Noah reaches for the camera and Edward gets excited. Noah puts camera back down)
Noah: No, no, no, no, no. (Day becomes night again. Then day again and then night again. Edward is sleeping till Noah wakes him up) I got it! I got it! It’s all very clear to me now, Edward!
Edward: It is?
Noah: Yes! I finally realize that I can’t do it! I can’t do it, Edward! I’m a failure!
Edward: Don’t talk like that!
Noah: Don’t you get it, you tumultuous technocrat! I can’t make a TribeTwelve video with the essentials! (makes video as he tells Edward the components) I can’t film footage on a camera, with distortion, Slender Man, video effects, rendering, plot, cursing, tentacles, and upload it all together in that order! (notices the video he just made)
Edward: (squinting his eyes at Noah) It’s time. (at YouTube where Noah and Edward enter by announcing themselves on Unfiction. Noah walks back into the computer room and shoves Milo out. Then grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays it at Milo's back. Tharol walks by)
Tharol: Hey, Noah’s back! (everyone enters logs on YouTube after hearing the good news. Noah looks at his reflection in the computer monitor. Observer enters and pushes the crowd away)
Observer: I hear Fuckpants is back. (Noah opens the computer room door)
Noah: I’m right here, Observer.
Observer: I thought I ran you out of the nature trail. (wags his finger at Noah)
Noah: This is where I belong. (Noah flips him off. Observer screams shrilly.) Fuck you. (Viewers gasp as Observer holds up a laptop and Noah holds up a computer mouse. We are then shown the Viewers, a sweaty Edward, and Milo writing in his journal. Milo sees everyone looking at him and closes his journal.)
Observer: Give me the regular. And this time, don’t forget the tentacles. (Noah rushes off into the computer room to make it and quickly comes back out with his computer mouse twirling in his hands)
Noah: I didn’t. (Observer watches the video. Then we are shown a sweaty Edward & Milo writing in his journal again. He sees everyone looking at him and so he closes his journal)
Observer: Still no tentacles! (everyone gasps) See? (Posts a nasty review on Tumblr. Everyone is sick at the sight of it) You failed again, Noah Cusringpants! (laughs)
Noah: Wait a minute! (grabs Observer’s computer and looks at it) Look! (shows four original TribeTwelve video files on the Observer's desktop) He’s been logged into the TribeTwelve account, removing my videos, editing the tentacles out, and reuploading them the whole time!
Edward: And there’re the videos he edited from last time too!
Unfiction: And there’s my immersion! (everyone walks up to Observer)
Observer: And there’s my keeper. (swiftly logs off of YouTube and runs away)
Edward: Three cheers for the return of our master video editor, Noah! Hip hip!
Viewers: Hooray!
Milo: Hooray.
Edward: Hip hip!
Viewers: Hooray!
Milo: Whoop-de-doo.
Edward: Hip hip!
Viewers: Hooray!
Milo: Oh boy.
Noah: And three cheers for the video editor who took my place when I was gone! Milo! (Milo smiles) Hip hip!
Viewers: Boo!
Noah: Hip hip!
Viewers: Boo!
Noah: Hip hip!
Viewers: Boo!
Noah: Hip hip!
Viewer #6: Boo! You stink!
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sassy-gay-karkat:
now i literally cant get it...
June 2012
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